The inexplicable science of The Egg: Uncracked, Unhatched, Unbroken
Y'all know this guy, don't you? In fact, we all know him. We made him famous! He's Eugene btw. Why, just why? Everybody is getting behind this egg. Why, you might wonder, did an egg capture our hearts and double taps? Well, silly, eggs are perfect. Versatile, tasty, encased in their own packaging, and stacked with nutrients, they're as wholesome as you can get. If you get home and have nothing but eggs in your refrigerator, you still have everything. You can fry them, scramble them, poach them, hard or soft boil them. They are pure, uncomplicated and inanimate. They are simple, and yet they are powerful, packed with 6 grams of protein. More importantly, they are not shouting for your attention. Compare them to the pathetic attempts by celebrities to wear laughable outfits – or sometimes wear nothing – to attract your eyeballs and make you press the like button. Like it or not, you are fed up of those wannabe people. Done. They get a zero. They get a